X-Files & Bathrooms
Pilot - Scully discovers a couple of mosquito bites
If you find yourself in an X-File, whatever you do - DON'T GO INTO THE BATHROOM!!! Here are some reasons why (everything listed here occurs in a bathroom):
Deep Throat - Mulder meets Deep Throat
Squeeze - Scully is attacked by Tooms
Shadows - Lauren Kyte has an upsetting paranormal vision
Ghost in the Machine - the CEO gets electrocuted
Ice - the pilot discovers that he is infected
Fallen Angel - Max gets apprehended by Mulder & Scully
Eve - an Eve poisons Mulder & Scully's drinks while they are in the bathroom
Fire - Mulder & Scully find the burned corpse of the driver
Shapes - Lyle turns into a werewolf
Roland - Roland has some disturbing visions
Little Green Men - Mulder finds Jorge
Host - a man coughs up a fluke while taking a shower
Host - flukie escapes after hiding in a port-o-potty
3 - Mulder & Kristen 'make-out'
Red Museum - there's a peeping-Tom behind the bathroom mirror
Excelsius Dei - Mulder & the nurse are locked in a flooding bathroom
Aubrey - B.J. discovers the word 'Sister' carved into her chest
Irresistible - Pfaster likes for his victims to take baths first
Die Hand Die Verletzt - Mulder & Scully are to be killed in the shower
Fresh Bones - Scully finds the dead soldier in the bathroom
Dod Kalm - toilet water is good for you
The Calusari - Teddy escapes while his mother in preoccupied in the bathroom
F. Emasculata - The gas station attendant is found (and possibly infected) in the bathroom
Anasazi - Mulder's father is killed in his bathroom
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose - Det. Havez killed in bathroom
The List - Rogue & Speranza were killed by the warden
2Shy - Scully is attacked by 2Shy
Nisei - man killed by red-haired man at the railway station
731 - Mulder discovers a murdered scientist
Revelations - the boy is abducted from the bathroom
War of the Coprophages - a doctor dies from a burst aneurysm while 'straining'
Syzygy - a Cheerleader is killed by flying glass
Piper Maru - Krycek gets the Oil Slick Alien
Teso Dos Bichos - there are rats in the toilets
Avatar - Scully is accosted yet again in another bathroom
Teliko - man killed in an airplane bathroom
Home - Scully examines the baby
Sanguinarium - man attacked by woman in tub of blood
El Mundo Gira - man who hires the infected boy dies in a port-o-potty
Leonard Betts - Leonard takes iodine baths
Never Again - Scully tries to escape Jerse by hiding in the bathroom
Tempus Fugit - the bad guy puts his gun together in the airplane bathroom
Max - Mulder can't quite keep his prisoner in the airplane bathroom
Synchrony - Dr. Yonechi is frozen in the hotel bathroom
Small Potatoes - Eddie finds himself in a fix, and morphs himself into Mulder
Zero Sum - a postal employee is killed by bees
Elegy - Scully sees the apparition of the dead girl
Elegy - Scully is attacked by the nurse
Demons - Mulder is in shock (and Scully sees him in the shower - maybe that's not too bad)
Unusual Suspects - Susanne Modeski pulls one of her teeth
Christmas Carol - Mrs. Sim's body is found in the bathroom
Chinga - Scully relaxes (not a bad thing)
Bad Blood - while in the bathroom, Mulder doesn't see Ronnie untying his shoes
Travelers - desicated body found in the bathroom
Mind's Eye - the first victim was killed (and Marty was apprehended) in the bathroom
The Movie - well, Mulder can't get in the bathrooms because they are occupied or out of order
Dreamland II - Mulder runs into himself
Rain King - As Scully talks to Sheila, the sinks begin to overflow.
Arcadia - Scully complains about Mulder's bad bathroom habits.
Agua Mala - the Shipley's husband is attacked in the bathroom... "of all places"
One Son - the infamous "shower scene"
Agua Mala - the condo owner is attacked, as is the sheriff.
Field Trip - yellow ooze in the shower.
Chimera - Mulder nearly drowned in the tub
All Things - Well, we find Scully in Mulder's bathroom, but I don't think that's a bad thing...
Brand X - Dr. Scobie dies in the bathroom
Hollywood A.D. - Mulder, Scully, and Skinner all in the tub (not together)
Badlaa - the, um, butt-genie does his thing in an Indian airport restroom
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