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| Al - Pop's eldest son | Lee Scott - Stella's friend's husband | |
| Alvin Steele - Hotel owner | Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member | |
| Andrew Ward - scarecrow | Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife | |
| Anthony "Neds" Needham - Knight Rider fan | Mama Lazarou - wife of Papa Lazarou | |
| Bamford (Mr) - terminally ill patient | Martin Lee - hiker | |
| Bobby Woodward - policeman | Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | |
| Brian Morgan - businessman | Mick McNamara - cave guide | |
| David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward | Don Lynch - Club manager/terrorist | |
| Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn | |
| Erno Breastpinch'd (Prof) - market researcher | Owen Fallowfield - morgue worker (with issues) | |
| Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton | Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member | |
| Glenn Tilbrook Baggs - debt collector | Sheila Foot - wife of Peter Foot | |
| Haig - film fan & reluctant painter | Simon (Dr) - card game hating doctor | |
| Hilary Briss - butcher | Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend | |
| Iris Krell - house keeper | Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | |
| Kenny Harris - Dog cinema owner | Wynt (Mr) - surveyor for PQ construction | |
| Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner | ||
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| Ally Welles - horror film fan | Jed Hunter - ad director | |
| Anne Hand - Terry Lollard's companion | Jed Tinsel - farmer | |
| Ava De Courcey - old lady, dog lover | Lucas Wesley (Dr) - crooked doctor | |
| Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Mary Hobbs - housewife | |
| Barrington "Barry" Baggs - debt collector | Maurice Evans - magistrate | |
| Best (Mr) - supervisor of geriatric ward | Mechanic (The) - a mechanic | |
| Bob Chagall - Crème Brulee's keyboard player | Mike Harris - businessman | |
| Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse | Nancy Glass - child-beauty pagent mother | |
| Daddy - Sexual Scientist | Oshi Kurosawa - Japanese projectionist | |
| Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member | Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | |
| Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen | Pop - newsagent and landlord | |
| Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker | |
| Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher | Timothy Majolica (Dr) - Victorian-era vet | |
| Inspector Shakespeare - police officer | Tish Guppy - fag-hag | |
| Iain Cashmore - single guy, looking for love | Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | |
| Ira Carlton (Dr) - unsympathetic doctor | ||
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| Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Matthew Parker - innocent choirboy | |
| Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | Mike King - hospital radio DJ | |
| Bobby Hart - Koi owner | Noel Glass - child-beauty pagent father | |
| Cathy Carter-Smith - Restart officer | Olive Kilshaw - dating agency worker | |
| Chris Frost - store detective | Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo | |
| Dean Tavalouris - amateur magician | Pamela Doove - aspiring actress | |
| Edgar Fish (Dr) - doctor and film fan | Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster | |
| Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | Patch Lafeyette - Crème Brulee's drummer | |
| Geoff Tipps - angry businessman | Peter Foot - funeral-obsessed senior citizen | |
| Henry Portrait - horror-film fan | Rich - Pop's younger son | |
| Ingleby (Reg) - world's smallest escapologist | Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum | |
| Interviewer - interviews Mayor Vaughn | Sam Chignell - local councillor | |
| Jeanette Stevens - private patient of Dr. Carlton | Shirley Shelley - assistant at Dog Cinema | |
| Joseph Nigel Lisgoe - Boss of Barry and Glenn Baggs | Singleton Boothby (Dr) - Victorian-era vet | |
| Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman | Stella Hull - bitter wife | |
| Judith Buckle - garden center employee | Terry Lollard - door-to-door Christian | |
| Keith Drop - charity-shop worker | Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker | |