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This section lists all characters played by Mark, Steve, and Reece |
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| A | L | |||
| Al - Pop's eldest son | Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner | |||
| Ally Welles - horror film fan | Lee Scott - Stella's friend's husband | |||
| Alvin Steele - Hotel owner | Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member | |||
| Andrew Ward - scarecrow | Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife | |||
| Anne Hand - Terry Lollard's companion | Lucas Wesley (Dr) - crooked doctor | |||
| Anthony "Neds" Needham - Knight Rider fan | M | |||
| Ava De Courcey - old lady, dog lover | Mama Lazarou - wife of Papa Lazarou | |||
| B | Martin Lee - hiker | |||
| Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Mary Hobbs - housewife | |||
| Bamford (Mr) - terminally ill patient | Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | |||
| Barrington "Barry" Baggs - debt collector | Matthew Parker - innocent choirboy | |||
| Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Maurice Evans - magistrate | |||
| Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | Mechanic (The) - a mechanic | |||
| Best (Mr) - supervisor of geriatric ward | Mick McNamara - cave guide | |||
| Bob Chagall - Crème Brulee's keyboard player | Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | |||
| Bobby Hart - Koi owner | Mike Harris - businessman | |||
| Bobby Woodward - policeman | Mike King - hospital radio DJ | |||
| Brian Morgan - businessman | Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn | |||
| C | N | |||
| Cathy Carter-Smith - Restart officer | Nancy Glass - child-beauty pagent mother | |||
| Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse | Noel Glass - child-beauty pagent father | |||
| Chris Frost - store detective | O | |||
| D | Olive Kilshaw - dating agency worker | |||
| Daddy - Sexual Scientist | Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo | |||
| Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member | Oshi Kurosawa - Japanese projectionist | |||
| David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward | Owen Fallowfield - morgue worker (with issues) | |||
| Dean Tavalouris - amateur magician | P | |||
| Don Lynch - Club manager/terrorist | Pamela Doove - aspiring actress | |||
| E | Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster | |||
| Edgar Fish (Dr) - doctor and film fan | Patch Lafeyette - Crème Brulee's drummer | |||
| Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | |||
| Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen | Peter Foot - funeral-obsessed senior citizen | |||
| Erno Breastpinch'd (Prof) - market researcher | Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member | |||
| G | Pop - newsagent and landlord | |||
| Geoff Tipps - angry businessman | R | |||
| Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton | Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker | |||
| Glenn Tilbrook Baggs - debt collector | Rich - Pop's younger son | |||
| H | Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum | |||
| Haig - film fan & reluctant painter | S | |||
| Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | Sam Chignell - local councillor | |||
| Henry Portrait - horror-film fan | Sheila Foot - wife of Peter Foot | |||
| Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher | Shirley Shelley - assistant at Dog Cinema | |||
| Hilary Briss - butcher | Simon (Dr) - card game hating doctor | |||
| I | Singleton Boothby (Dr) - Victorian-era vet | |||
| Iain Cashmore - single guy, looking for love | Stella Hull - bitter wife | |||
| Ingleby (Reg) - world's smallest escapologist | T | |||
| Inspector Shakespeare - police officer | Terry Lollard - door-to-door Christian | |||
| Interviewer - interviews Mayor Vaughn | Timothy Majolica (Dr) - Victorian-era vet | |||
| Ira Carlton (Dr) - unsympathetic doctor | Tish Guppy - fag-hag | |||
| Iris Krell - house keeper | Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend | |||
| J | Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | |||
| Jeanette Stevens - private patient of Dr. Carlton | V | |||
| Jed Hunter - ad director | Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | |||
| Jed Tinsel - farmer | Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker | |||
| Joseph Nigel Lisgoe - Boss of Barry and Glenn Baggs | W | |||
| Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman | Wynt (Mr) - surveyor for PQ construction | |||
| Judith Buckle - garden center employee | ||||
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| Keith Drop - charity-shop worker | ||||
| Kenny Harris - Dog cinema owner | ||||
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This section lists all characters NOT played by Mark, Steve, and Reece |
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| A | L | |||
| Alana - Appreciates a good magic trick | Lady arm - Lance's transplanted arm | |||
| Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife" | Lady hiker - Lady hiker | |||
| Mrs. Airey - angry debtor | Lady massage client - Lady massage client | |||
| Ashdown - Dr Majolica's butler | Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen - Home-Improvement show host | |||
| B | Little Don - Owner of the Roundabout Zoo | |||
| Base Player - Base Player for Crème Br | Little Boy - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe | |||
| Bearded Lady - Member of Papa Lazarou's Carnival | Luigi - Restaurant owner | |||
| Beefy Man - Nice guy who helps the disabled | Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress | |||
| Bike Boy - Hard-of-hearing kid on a bike | M | |||
| Blind Man - Blind man who has an encounter with Mr. Foot | Magnus Purblind (Dr) - Victorian-era vet | |||
| Bongo - Not a fan of magic | Mandy - hoodlum | |||
| Bouncer - bouncer | Maynard - roadie | |||
| Butler - Speaker at the Auto Plastics Bi-Annual Convention | Mayor Larry Vaughn - Mayor of Royston Vasey | |||
| C | Mekos (Dr.) - Dr. who visits Benjamin | |||
| Cake Shop Lady - cake shop lady | Miggy - Not a fan of magic | |||
| Carl - Member of skits-o-phrenics | Minn - Freezation wife | |||
| Casey Glass - child beauty-pagent entrant | N | |||
| Charity Tin Woman - charity tin woman | Nana Brambles - Grandpa and sexplorer | |||
| Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife | Nathalie - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe | |||
| Choirboys - Herr Lipp's quire | Neds' Grandad - Neds' Grandad | |||
| Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins | Nibble Box Woman - Worker at the Nibble Box | |||
| Colin - Job Seeker | Nurse Rich - Assists during Barbara's operation | |||
| Collier - Boy who wants some of Hilary's special stuff | O | |||
| Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff | Old Matthew - Young Matthew, grown up | |||
| Crowd Man - Man in angry mob | P | |||
| Crowd Man 2 - Another man in angry mob | Paramedic - Series 2 Paramedic | |||
| Crowd Woman - Woman in angry mob | Paramedic - Series 3 Paramedic | |||
| D | Pat - Magician interrupter | |||
| Delivery Lady - Delivers Pauline's giant pen | Patsy Towers - Pandemonium Carnival worker | |||
| Deiter - German exchange student | Paul Reed - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients | |||
| Dog Lady - Lady who cleans up after her little dog | Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen | |||
| Donna - Stella's friend | Policeman 1 - Policeman looking for lost zoo | |||
| Dougal Siepp - Cat lover & opponent of Dog Cinema | Policeman 2 - Assists Dr. Chinnery at autopsy | |||
| Driver - giver of directions | Policeman 3 - Policeman after Hilary and his wife | |||
| E | Police Officer - Policeman who finds Sam and Maurice | |||
| Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" | Polly - Member of skits-o-phrenics | |||
| F | Postbox Boy - Boy who works in the postbox | |||
| Fat Laura - Pauline's roommate | Postman - a postman | |||
| Mr. Fishwick - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients | Pram Woman - Woman moving a pram & potential no-tail | |||
| Frank - unwilling magician's assistant | Q | |||
| Foreman - Foreman during the road's construction | Queenie - stripper | |||
| G | R | |||
| Garden Centre Assistant - Garden center employee | Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |||
| Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor | Registrar - Child-pagent worker | |||
| Grave Digger - seen flirting at the Ice Cream Man's funeral | Repton - hoodlum | |||
| H | Robert - job seeker | |||
| Haig's Mother - enjoys painting countrysides | Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker | |||
| Mrs. Halliwell - nice old lady debtor | S | |||
| Hat Pins Lady - Sexplorer | Sandra - reluctant door-to-door customer | |||
| Heap (Mr) - Patron of the Spit & Polish Beauty Salon | Schoolchildren - Witnesses of a Legz Akimbo performance | |||
| Hotel Receptionist - hotel receptionist | Seedy Man - Sexplorer | |||
| Hot Wax Man - Sexplorer | Sexplorer Woman - Sexplorer | |||
| Mrs. Huxtable - an elderly Chambermaid | Shack - Thom McQueen's friend | |||
| I | Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen | |||
| Ice Cream Boy - He doesn't order his ice cream with sauce | Simon - wheelchair-bound young man | |||
| Ice Cream Man - Drives the ice cream truck | Stevens - musician | |||
| Ice Cream Man's Wife - Sees her husband at the hospital | Sunny Steele - Hotel owner | |||
| Indian Man - Sexplorer | T | |||
| Irish Giant - Member: Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival | Tank - Sexplorer | |||
| J | Miss Taylor - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients | |||
| Jade - Child that Stella and Charlie babysit | Thom McQueen - Les' son | |||
| Jezza - Member of skits-o-phrenics | Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen | |||
| Joke Shop Kid - Nana Brambles' grandson | Toad Transit Guy - He delivers a special toad | |||
| John - bird-loving friend of Dr. Chinnery | Tony Cluedo - Lead singer for Crème Brulee | |||
| John the Construction Worker - a construction worker | Mrs. Trevithick - fan of Dr. Chinnery | |||
| Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest | Tris - Neds' young friend | |||
| K | Trish - nurse & Al's date | |||
| Katie Morgan - Wife of Brian Morgan (and Papa Lazarou) | TV Reporter - TV news reporter | |||
| Ken Sweeney - Royston Vasey's near-sighted photographer | Y | |||
| Kerry - Appreciates a good magic trick | Young Homeless - a young homeless person | |||
| Kidd (Mr) - Surveyor for PQ construction | Yvonne - left a bag at the Charity Shop | |||