Series 1

Welcome to Royston Vasey (1.1)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Ally Welles - horror film fan Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife"
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Colin - Job Seeker
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Robert - job seeker
Brian Morgan - businessman
Bobby Woodward - policeman
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan
Hilary Briss - butcher
Jed Tinsel - farmer
Martin Lee - hiker
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike Harris - businessman
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton

The Road to Royston Vasey (1.2)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Al - Pop's eldest son Kidd (Mr) - Surveyor for PQ construction
Ally Welles - horror film fan Shack - Thom McQueen's friend
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Thom McQueen - Les' son
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan
Hilary Briss - butcher
Iris Krell - house keeper
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Pop - newsagent and landlord
Rich - Pop's younger son
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Wynt (Mr) - surveyor for PQ construction

Nightmare in Royston Vasey (1.3)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife"
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Foreman - Foreman during the road's construction
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt John the Construction Worker - a construction worker
Brian Morgan - businessman Little Don - Owner of the Roundabout Zoo
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Pram Woman - Woman pushing baby carriage w/ turtle
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Hilary Briss - butcher
Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Maurice Evans - magistrate
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike Harris - businessman
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton

The Beast of Royston Vasey (1.4)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Andrew Ward - scarecrow Blind Man - Blind man who has an encounter with Mr. Foot
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Colin - Man with dog
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Foreman - Foreman during the road's construction
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Little Don - Owner of the Roundabout Zoo
Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member Luigi - Restaurant owner
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Policeman 1 - Policeman looking for lost zoo
Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen Policeman 2 - Assists Dr. Chinnery at autopsy
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Inspector Shakespeare - police officer Schoolchildren - Witnesses of a Legz Akimbo performance
Jed Tinsel - farmer
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo
Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member
Stella Hull - bitter wife
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton

Love Comes to Royston Vasey (1.5)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Ally Welles - horror film fan Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Ken Sweeney - Royston Vasey's near-sighted photographer
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Maynard - roadie
Brian Morgan - businessman Pram Woman - Woman moving a pram & potential no-tail
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen Stevens - musician
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman Simon - wheelchair-bound young man
Haig - film fan & reluctant painter
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan
Hilary Briss - butcher
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member
Maurice Evans - magistrate
Mick McNamara - cave guide
Mike Harris - businessman
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Stella Hull - bitter wife
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton

Escape from Royston Vasey (1.6)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Little Boy - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe
Brian Morgan - businessman Nathalie - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe
David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward Nurse Rich - Assists during Barbara's operation
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Postbox Boy - Boy who works in the postbox
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman Postman - a postman
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Jed Tinsel - farmer
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike Harris - businessman
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton

Series 2

Destination: Royston Vasey (2.1)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Al - Pop's eldest son Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife"
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Bearded Lady - Member of Papa Lazarou's Carnival
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Collier - Boy who wants some of Hilary's special stuff
Cathy Carter-Smith - Restart officer Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff
David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward Irish Giant - Member: Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Ken Sweeney - Royston Vasey's near-sighted photographer
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Hilary Briss - butcher Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Ingleby (Reg) - world's smallest escapologist Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Mama Lazarou - wife of Papa Lazarou Toad Transit Guy - He delivers a special toad
Mary Hobbs - housewife
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Pop - newsagent and landlord
Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker

Lust for Royston Vasey (2.2)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Al - Pop's eldest son
Alvin Steele - Hotel owner
Bamford (Mr) - terminally ill patient
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt
Bobby Hart - Koi owner
David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward
Edgar Fish (Dr) - doctor and film fan
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Haig - film fan & reluctant painter
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher
Iris Krell - house keeper
Lucas Wesley (Dr) - crooked doctor
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Pop - newsagent and landlord
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Deiter - German exchange student
Haig's Mother - enjoys painting countrysides
Ice Cream Boy - He doesn't order his ice cream with sauce
Ice Cream Man - Drives the ice cream truck
Ice Cream Man's Wife - Sees her husband at the hospital
Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest
Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker
Sunny Steele - Hotel owner
Trish - nurse & Al's date

A Plague on Royston Vasey (2.3)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Ally Welles - horror film fan
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt
Best (Mr) - supervisor of geriatric ward
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan
Hilary Briss - butcher
Iain Cashmore - single guy, looking for love
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member
Maurice Evans - magistrate
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike King - hospital radio DJ
Olive Kilshaw - dating agency worker
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Pop - newsagent and landlord
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Simon (Dr) - card game hating doctor
Stella Hull - bitter wife
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Bike Boy - Hard-of-hearing kid on a bike
Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff
Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend"
Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor
Grave Digger - seen flirting at the Ice Cream Man's funeral
Ice Cream Man's Wife - Sees her husband at the hospital
Jade - Child that Stella and Charlie babysit
Lady hiker - Lady hiker
Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress
Nibble Box Woman - Worker at the Nibble Box

Death in Royston Vasey (2.4)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Ally Welles - horror film fan
Ava De Courcey - old lady, dog lover
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton
Brian Morgan - businessman
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman
Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan
Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher
Hilary Briss - butcher
Interviewer - interviews Mayor Vaughn
Iris Krell - house keeper
Jed Hunter - ad director
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Maurice Evans - magistrate
Mike Harris - businessman
Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn
Pamela Doove - aspiring actress
Pop - newsagent and landlord
Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker
Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend"
Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor
Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest
Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress
Mekos (Dr.) - Dr. who visits Benjamin
Mayor Larry Vaughn - Mayor of Royston Vasey
Paramedic - Series 2 Paramedic

Anarchy in Royston Vasey (2.5)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton
Bob Chagall - Crème Brulee's keyboard player
Brian Morgan - businessman
Chris Frost - store detective
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher
Hilary Briss - butcher
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member
Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife
Maurice Evans - magistrate
Mechanic (The) - a mechanic
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike Harris - businessman
Patch Lafeyette - Crème Brulee's drummer
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Base Player - Base Player for Crème Brulee
Butler - Speaker at the Auto Plastics Bi-Annual Convention
Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff
Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend"
Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest
Lady hiker - Lady hiker
Lady Shopper - Potential no-tail
Tony Cluedo - Lead singer for Crème Brulee

Royston Vasey and the Monster from Hell (2.6)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse
Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member
David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher
Hilary Briss - butcher
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Maurice Evans - magistrate
Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn
Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo
Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member
Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker
Sam Chignell - local councillor
Stella Hull - bitter wife
Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker
Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff
Crowd Man - Man in angry mob
Crowd Man 2 - Another man in angry mob
Crowd Woman - Woman in angry mob
Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend"
John - bird-loving friend of Dr. Chinnery
Mayor Larry Vaughn - Mayor of Royston Vasey
Policeman 3 - Policeman after Hilary and his wife
Police Officer - Policeman who finds Sam and Maurice
Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins
Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker
Young Homeless - a young homeless person
Yvonne - left a bag at the Charity Shop

The Christmas Special
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak
Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher
Iris Krell - house keeper
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman
Lee Scott - Stella's friend's husband
Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian
Matthew Parker - innocent choirboy
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike King - hospital radio DJ
Pamela Doove - aspiring actress
Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Singleton Boothby (Dr) - Victorian-era vet
Stella Hull - bitter wife
Timothy Majolica (Dr) - Victorian-era vet
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton
Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker
Ashdown - Dr Majolica's butler
Choirboys - Herr Lipp's quire
Donna - Stella's friend
Mrs. Huxtable - an elderly Chambermaid
Magnus Purblind (Dr) - Victorian-era vet
Masked Woman - member of solutions
Old Matthew - Young Matthew, grown up
Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Mrs. Trevithick - fan of Dr. Chinnery

Series 3

The Lesbian and the Monkey (3.1)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen
Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton
Ira Carlton (Dr) - unsympathetic doctor
Jeanette Stevens - private patient of Dr. Carlton
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Peter Foot - funeral-obsessed senior citizen
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Sheila Foot - wife of Peter Foot
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop
Delivery Lady - Delivers Pauline's giant pen
Fat Laura - Pauline's roommate
Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend"
Mr. Fishwick - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients
Miss Taylor - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients
Patsy Towers - Pandemonium Carnival worker
Paul Reed - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients

The One Armed Man is King (3.2)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Barrington "Barry" Baggs - debt collector
Glenn Tilbrook Baggs - debt collector
Joseph Nigel Lisgoe - Boss of Barry and Glenn Baggs
Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner
Lucas Wesley (Dr) - crooked doctor
Mechanic (The) - a mechanic
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike King - hospital radio DJ
Owen Fallowfield - morgue worker (with issues)
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Pop - newsagent and landlord
Mrs. Airey - angry debtor
Bouncer - bouncer
Charity Tin Woman - charity tin woman
Mrs. Halliwell - nice old lady debtor
Joke Shop Kid - Nana Brambles' grandson
Lady arm - Lance's transplanted arm
Nana Brambles - Grandpa and sexplorer
Queenie - stripper
Trish - nurse & Al's date

Turn Again Geoff Tipps (3.3)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member
Don Lynch - Club manager/terrorist
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman
Jed Hunter - ad director
Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner
Mike Harris - businessman
Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member
Tish Guppy - fag-hag
Beefy Man - Nice guy who helps the disabled
Cake Shop Lady - cake shop lady
Carl - Member of skits-o-phrenics
Driver - giver of directions
Hotel Receptionist - hotel receptionist
Jezza - Member of skits-o-phrenics
Paramedic - Series 3 Paramedic
Polly - Member of skits-o-phrenics
TV Reporter - TV news reporter

The Medusa Touch (3.4)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Alvin Steele - Hotel owner
Anne Hand - Terry Lollard's companion
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Daddy - Sexual Scientist
Judith Buckle - garden center employee
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member
Nancy Glass - child-beauty pagent step-mother
Noel Glass - child-beauty pagent father
Terry Lollard - door-to-door Christian
Casey Glass - child beauty-pagent entrant
Garden Centre Assistant - Garden center employee
Hat Pins Lady - Sexplorer
Hot Wax Man - Sexplorer
Indian Man - Sexplorer
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen - Home-Improvement show host
Nana Brambles - Grandpa and sexplorer
Registrar - Child-pagent worker
Sandra - reluctant door-to-door customer
Seedy Man - Sexplorer
Sexplorer Woman - Sexplorer
Sunny Steele - Hotel owner
Tank - Sexplorer

Beauty and the Beast (or Come Into My Parlor) (3.5)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Anthony "Neds" Needham - Knight Rider fan
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse
Erno Breastpinch'd (Prof) - market researcher
Iris Krell - house keeper
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman
Keith Drop - charity-shop worker
Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend
Heap (Mr) - Patron of the Spit & Polish Beauty Salon
Lady massage client - Lady massage client
Luigi - Restaurant owner
Mandy - hoodlum
Neds' Grandad - Neds' Grandad
Nurse Rich - Assists during Barbara's operation
Repton - hoodlum
Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker
Tris - Neds' young friend

How the Elephant Got Its Trunk (3.6)
League Characters:Non-League Characters:
Alvin Steele - Hotel owner
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt
Brian Morgan - businessman
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse
Dean Tavalouris - amateur magician
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman
Judith Buckle - garden center employee
Keith Drop - charity-shop worker
Kenny Harris - Dog cinema owner
Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum
Mike Harris - businessman
Mike King - hospital radio DJ
Oshi Kurosawa - Japanese projectionist
Pamela Doove - aspiring actress
Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer
Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum
Shirley Shelley - assistant at Dog Cinema
Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend
Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker
Alana - Appreciates a good magic trick
Bongo - Not a fan of magic
Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife
Dog Lady - Lady who cleans up after her little dog
Dougal Siepp - Cat lover & opponent of Dog Cinema
Frank - unwilling magician's assistant
Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor
Katie Morgan - Wife of Brian Morgan (and Papa Lazarou)
Kerry - Appreciates a good magic trick
Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress
Miggy - Not a fan of magic
Minn - Freezation wife
Paramedic - Series 3 Paramedic
Pat - Magician interrupter
Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen
Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen



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